Soundbite: Love You Much Better (The Hush Sound)
So …. GUESS WHO’S HEREEEEEEEE?
Disgusting pig. -_- But yeeeeeesssshhhhhhh, after months of negotiating and arguing and wanting to punch him in the face but not being able to because I’m in Melbourne while he’s in Sydney, Baby Dan is finally here and it’s been siiiiiiiiiiiiick. :) It’s just really really awesome to hang out with him again; harks back to the days we’d spend chatting while doing our laundry then foraging for food in each other’s flat. :)
We went out to St Kilda Beach before Shawn’s graduate exhibition (blog about that later, plenty of pictures!) yesterday for some sun, fresh air and half naked people. Had a custard scroll from Baker’s Delight which was sooooooooooo fucking good, but walking in the warm sun while trying to eat the damned thing neatly is nearly impossible. By the fifth bite, I pretty much looked like Ron Jeremy had creampied all over my mouth.
We also collected my Giant Vintage sunglasses on the way back home from the York Street post office and it is MOTHERFUCKING DODGY. The South Melbourne tram stop itself looks like a hive of criminal activities, even when it was near empty. :/ But eh, my sunglasses are fantabulous. The tortoise-shell framed ones are a little too big so I’ll have to get them resized asap but the raver ones … absolute beaut. :) Baby Dan thinks they’re a little too much but that’s precisely what I’m going for so FUCK Y’ALL, DON’T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU THINK I’M HOT.
Don’t know what’s up with my fringe today but eh eh eh, nice right! And for only USD12 each plus free worldwide shipping till 30 November, I say it’s one motherfucking tops deal and I love it.
Think we’re just going to chill out and stone around in our pyjamas today. :) Excellent. Now I can catch up on my Google Reader and emails. Reply you all soon!
Soundbite: So There I Was (Deadmau5)
Decided to haul my ass out to Richmond Salvos yesterday for some treasure hunting and ended up blowing AUD35 there. And for second-hand clothing in a Salvos, that’s quite a lot. But I got two awesome vintage dresses, one motherfucking kickass jacket AND THE GREATEST BAG IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!
Am so vehhh hairpee lehzzzz. :) Love the pale coral colour of the box bag, love the fact that it’s big enough to hold A LOT, love the short sling so it’s more like a posh hand carry, JUST LOVE IT. And I’m melting over the maple leaf buttons on the sweater, it runs down the length like that but the buttons get smaller and it’s simply perfect!
I. HEART. CHEAP. SHOPPING. It makes me want to spontaneously combust into fierce showers of cum.
God, I’m such a lazy cunt though. Was supposed to head down to St Kilda to pick up my sunglasses and maybe check out the Carlisle Street Salvos on the way home, but noooo I woke up at 2p.m. and decided to fuck all my plans to go out. -_- Much happier in the comfort of my own room where I can walk around half naked anyway, and I’ve also decided to try my hand at a DIY project I’ve been keeping tabs on for some time.
I can only hope that everything will go according to plan. It’s a pretty fucking big risk to take, especially on a Nobody dress I was so proud to have gotten on sale wait stop wait panic panic panic stop wait heart attack panic why am I doing this again?
Wish me luck!
Soundbite: Enjoy Music (Original Mix) (Reboot)
The other night, we headed over to Lawnise’s for their second BBQ in two days. :) Darren and I were a little late (because being an hour 40 minutes late is called A LITTLE LATE only) so we missed a lot of people, but at least it ended with the six of us eating healthy-ish food (cous cous and greek salad at a BBQ hahahaha) and drinking Coke from the same 3L bottle.
(via Denise)
Then we went up to their 29th floor apartment (the view from their balcony is fabooosh!) and chilled and chatted and laughed and watched stopmotion videos and played with Pinger and Charlie the kittehzzzz!!!!!!!!!! KITTEH KITTEH KITTEH I WANT A KITTEH TOO!
So pretty. :) Think I’m really going to buy a kitten next year, but I highly doubt it’s going to be a Scottish Fold. I’m prolly going to have to immunise myself from cats much more before attempting that level of kitty cuteness, otherwise the only thing I’ll be doing after buying a Scottish Fold is to play with it all day long. -_- Trust me, I’ll be so mesmerised by how motherfucking adorable it is that I’ll even forget to feed it. Better start ugly first.
Soundbite: Bonafide Lovin’ (LA Riots Remix) (Chromeo)
So while I was changing early yesterday afternoon for a walk in the city, a sudden wave of giddiness hit me and I closed my eyes. I swayed (naturally) and ended up falling on my ass hard, going, “Sorry! I’m so sorry! Fuck, sorry!”
Then I opened my eyes and realised - who the fuck was I apologising to? -_-
Sometimes, I amaze myself.
Soundbite: Animal (Miike Snow)
You know how it’s so fucking shitty wok to go out when it’s raining? Especially in the Melbz. Because when it rains in the Melbz, you can also be guaranteed bitch freezing winds slapping your face at an upwards of 40km/hr or so. Stepping out in the rain = raindrops arrowing your face like little fucking specks of glass WTF IT IS FUCKING BAD OKAY JUST TAKE MY FUCKING WORD FOR IT EEEEEK MELBOURNE RAIN RUN FOR COVER!
Weather forecasts predict Friday to be a dark and rainy one so … FUCK TITS.
Since I’m on the topic of buttcracking weather, let me show you my latest Internet find (which comes once every 8 seconds because I spend a massive amount of time online)!
Pretty as it is right? Now look what happens to it when the rain comes:
(via Individualism)
Designed by Squid London, these black colour changing umbrellas come printed with a white London skyline. Once water hits the umbrella, the skyline changes colour. Apparently, it’s some temperature-sensitive thing so … IT’S PRETTY INNIT! LOVE IT! Rain will no longer put a damper on my colours because FUCK YOUU, I’VE GOT THE SUPER UMBRELLA, MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Anyway, Arthur’s flying back home later on in the evening so … :( Cry.
Soundbite: Shim (Joe And Will Ask?)
So my purchases from Gmarket (Korea) have finally arrived and let me just say that it was a risk well taken. I wasn’t sure if I’d completed the shopping process correctly because if you’ve ever tried buying off Gmarket before, you’ll know that it’s one motherfucking complicated procedure. -_- But eh, I got my package today (just a mere 1.5 weeks after I ordered, and 5 days could’ve easily been saved had it not been for the incompetency of AusPost grrrr) so I’m not complaining. :)
But god, Gmarket really doesn’t know how to save space. Two pairs of shoes and a bag would definitely not have needed a box that can maybe fit a fully grown Ethiopian adult. -_-
I was literally shaking when I took this photo because AMAGADZZ I WAS SO EXCITED!
BEHOLD PRETTINESS IN THE FLESH! :) The convertible bag is just as awesome as I thought it’d be, and the shoes OH MY FUCKING HELL THE SHOES! :) :) :) The light brown ones are a little snug but that can be easily remedied while the dark brown ones fit perfectly so I’m going to be a happy little girl skipping along the streets with her new booties while sending her boyfriend off to the airport tomorrow. Everybody, 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. Yaysies!
