A day spent entirely at home led to ...
- Me: "I bought chips."
- Arthur: "You bou- for what! You went to the store?"
- Me: "Well, I needed some fresh air!"
- Arthur: "... Well, you don't think I need some fresh air too?" (Read: I want to fuck other girls without you getting angry and breaking up with me.)
- Me: "WHA- WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
- Arthur: "HAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I LOVE YOU!" (Read: I'll broach this topic again when you're in a better mood.)
