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My name is Jules and I'm an incorrigible fatteh.
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22 September 09

I had the idea that you were near

Soundbite: Awake Since ‘78 (MSTRKRFT Remix) (Acid Jacks)

Fuck man, let me tell you about my wasted day. I got back from a late night at Shawn’s around four, and had an extremely fitful and restless slumber till eight, which was when I finally gave up trying to sleep with a horrible stomachache. Headed to the toilet to try and shit it all out when I simply ended up vomitting all over the fucking bathtub. -_- After that, at around eleven thirty, I couldn’t go back to sleep so I just laid down, listening to music … … and now I’ve just woken up, seven hours later.

Really really hate it that I’ve wasted one beautiful day sleeping. And the vomit was super gross eh. At first, it came out all red and thick, like menstrual blood (HAHAHAHA I WAS MENSTURATING FROM MY MOUTH WTF). Then suddenly it changed to this sticky, lumpy, brown substance that just kept being expelled from my body, and it seriously covered the ENTIRE bathtub PLUS WALLS. Took me ten full minutes to clean the whole mess up, fuckkkkkkkkk. But okay at least I feel skinny now.

Anyhuey, a collection of photos over the past week or so … only because I’m too lazy to type:





















Yep, I’d say this morning’s vomitting was easily the worst thing to happen to me these past few awesome ball-sucking days. -_-

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