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This Pacman Ring series in Sterling Silver and Black Onyx might be one of the cutest ring sets I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And do you know how badly I want it?
Bad enough to walk out to the street, strip naked, whip a knife out, carve someone’s heart out, boil it in soup and serve it for dinner tomorrow. Yessss, that’s how much I want the set.
Soundbite: Love You Much Better (The Hush Sound)
So …. GUESS WHO’S HEREEEEEEEE?
Disgusting pig. -_- But yeeeeeesssshhhhhhh, after months of negotiating and arguing and wanting to punch him in the face but not being able to because I’m in Melbourne while he’s in Sydney, Baby Dan is finally here and it’s been siiiiiiiiiiiiick. :) It’s just really really awesome to hang out with him again; harks back to the days we’d spend chatting while doing our laundry then foraging for food in each other’s flat. :)
We went out to St Kilda Beach before Shawn’s graduate exhibition (blog about that later, plenty of pictures!) yesterday for some sun, fresh air and half naked people. Had a custard scroll from Baker’s Delight which was sooooooooooo fucking good, but walking in the warm sun while trying to eat the damned thing neatly is nearly impossible. By the fifth bite, I pretty much looked like Ron Jeremy had creampied all over my mouth.
We also collected my Giant Vintage sunglasses on the way back home from the York Street post office and it is MOTHERFUCKING DODGY. The South Melbourne tram stop itself looks like a hive of criminal activities, even when it was near empty. :/ But eh, my sunglasses are fantabulous. The tortoise-shell framed ones are a little too big so I’ll have to get them resized asap but the raver ones … absolute beaut. :) Baby Dan thinks they’re a little too much but that’s precisely what I’m going for so FUCK Y’ALL, DON’T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU THINK I’M HOT.
Don’t know what’s up with my fringe today but eh eh eh, nice right! And for only USD12 each plus free worldwide shipping till 30 November, I say it’s one motherfucking tops deal and I love it.
Think we’re just going to chill out and stone around in our pyjamas today. :) Excellent. Now I can catch up on my Google Reader and emails. Reply you all soon!
Soundbite: So There I Was (Deadmau5)
Decided to haul my ass out to Richmond Salvos yesterday for some treasure hunting and ended up blowing AUD35 there. And for second-hand clothing in a Salvos, that’s quite a lot. But I got two awesome vintage dresses, one motherfucking kickass jacket AND THE GREATEST BAG IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD!
Am so vehhh hairpee lehzzzz. :) Love the pale coral colour of the box bag, love the fact that it’s big enough to hold A LOT, love the short sling so it’s more like a posh hand carry, JUST LOVE IT. And I’m melting over the maple leaf buttons on the sweater, it runs down the length like that but the buttons get smaller and it’s simply perfect!
I. HEART. CHEAP. SHOPPING. It makes me want to spontaneously combust into fierce showers of cum.
God, I’m such a lazy cunt though. Was supposed to head down to St Kilda to pick up my sunglasses and maybe check out the Carlisle Street Salvos on the way home, but noooo I woke up at 2p.m. and decided to fuck all my plans to go out. -_- Much happier in the comfort of my own room where I can walk around half naked anyway, and I’ve also decided to try my hand at a DIY project I’ve been keeping tabs on for some time.
I can only hope that everything will go according to plan. It’s a pretty fucking big risk to take, especially on a Nobody dress I was so proud to have gotten on sale wait stop wait panic panic panic stop wait heart attack panic why am I doing this again?
Wish me luck!
Soundbite: Animal (Miike Snow)
You know how it’s so fucking shitty wok to go out when it’s raining? Especially in the Melbz. Because when it rains in the Melbz, you can also be guaranteed bitch freezing winds slapping your face at an upwards of 40km/hr or so. Stepping out in the rain = raindrops arrowing your face like little fucking specks of glass WTF IT IS FUCKING BAD OKAY JUST TAKE MY FUCKING WORD FOR IT EEEEEK MELBOURNE RAIN RUN FOR COVER!
Weather forecasts predict Friday to be a dark and rainy one so … FUCK TITS.
Since I’m on the topic of buttcracking weather, let me show you my latest Internet find (which comes once every 8 seconds because I spend a massive amount of time online)!
Pretty as it is right? Now look what happens to it when the rain comes:
(via Individualism)
Designed by Squid London, these black colour changing umbrellas come printed with a white London skyline. Once water hits the umbrella, the skyline changes colour. Apparently, it’s some temperature-sensitive thing so … IT’S PRETTY INNIT! LOVE IT! Rain will no longer put a damper on my colours because FUCK YOUU, I’VE GOT THE SUPER UMBRELLA, MUTHAFUCKAZ!
Anyway, Arthur’s flying back home later on in the evening so … :( Cry.
Soundbite: Shim (Joe And Will Ask?)
So my purchases from Gmarket (Korea) have finally arrived and let me just say that it was a risk well taken. I wasn’t sure if I’d completed the shopping process correctly because if you’ve ever tried buying off Gmarket before, you’ll know that it’s one motherfucking complicated procedure. -_- But eh, I got my package today (just a mere 1.5 weeks after I ordered, and 5 days could’ve easily been saved had it not been for the incompetency of AusPost grrrr) so I’m not complaining. :)
But god, Gmarket really doesn’t know how to save space. Two pairs of shoes and a bag would definitely not have needed a box that can maybe fit a fully grown Ethiopian adult. -_-
I was literally shaking when I took this photo because AMAGADZZ I WAS SO EXCITED!
BEHOLD PRETTINESS IN THE FLESH! :) The convertible bag is just as awesome as I thought it’d be, and the shoes OH MY FUCKING HELL THE SHOES! :) :) :) The light brown ones are a little snug but that can be easily remedied while the dark brown ones fit perfectly so I’m going to be a happy little girl skipping along the streets with her new booties while sending her boyfriend off to the airport tomorrow. Everybody, 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. Yaysies!
Even though my entire fashion wish list consists of a million billion awesome things which I’d gladly give up my boyfriend for, these Alexander Wang Ines Oxford leather shoes are riiiiiiiiiiight at the top. Which means that not only would I give up my boyfriend for it, I’d also willingly throw in my left breast, not inclusive of nipple.
Anybody got about … … mmm, SGD850 to lend me? :/
Also, please do covet the ferocity that is his Crocodile-print leather jacket:
Oh A. Wang, why do you torment me so? :(
Soundbite: Carol Brown (Flight of the Conchords)
For those of you who’re in Melbourne and HAVE NOT visited Costco, SHAME ON YOU! It is the single bestest, greatest wholesale warehouse mall EVER. They sell all these brand-name merchandise in bulk and for so cheap, it’s disgusting. Like a whole pack of 40 Eclipse mints boxes going for AUD26, or 3L tubs of Philadelphia cream cheese for AUD10. Or huge plastic tubs of Haribo sweets going for AUD10. Or 3L bottles of the creamiest store-bought milk I’ve ever tasted for AUD2.50. OR OR OR OR AMAGAD 3L bottles of THE FUCKING BEST JUICE I HAVE EVER HAD THE HONOUR OF PUTTING IN MY MOUTH IT IS LIKE HOW I’VE ALWAYS ENVISIONED GOD’S SEMEN TO TASTE LIKE = HEAVEN going for AUD9.70.
It is, simply put, THE BOMB. And we’re not talking about some ordinary Hitler bomb okay. We’re talking Little Boy atomic bomb fucking Hiroshima up in the anus and killing over 66,000 civilians type of strength. YES, COSTCO DOES KICK THAT MUCH ASS.
We headed over on Thursday; Anne brought us around while Darren, Tham and I marvelled over the large quantities of everything. It’s really a bit surreal when you find yourself lugging home a carton containing six 3L bottles of apple-mango juice, all for just AUD14.99. I’m obviously going to be pissing juice for the next month.
Yes, I also bought that kayak to commence on my journey to Richmond in New Hampshire. You should buy one too, just in case Google tells you to kayak across the Pacific Ocean as well.
All in all, it was a great Thursday. Stayed over at Anne’s after that and after everybody came and went, it was just Darren, Arthur, Shawn and I sitting on the couch, hazily watching Family Guy and some absurdly camp vampire anime series called Hellsing. Love those kinds of days, much much much more superior than going out and trying to have a fun time in public when all you can think about is masturbating in the comfort of your own home.
(via GMarket, Giant Vintage and melissa2ks LJ shop)
I don’t think I’ve ever been this unproductive during any holiday at any point in my 22 years. Ever since Poly, I’ve been working every term break … either in F&B or the publishing/advertising industries. So having had nothing to do since a week ago, and am also looking at a month of just total indolence in Melbourne, I’ve been quite stumped regarding what to do. Plus, the weather’s been crazy hot. Went up to 34 the other day and I was so hot, I was 90% sure that all I wanted to do was to strip and run around like a stark raving mad naked fatty, finding the nearest body of water to jump into. So just what have I been doing?
… Online shopping myself to the ground, that’s what I’ve been doing. :/ Mostly on shoes, no less! Urghh, how am I going to bring all these home? I already have 23 pairs here (did a shoe count with Darren yesterday, who later proclaimed that I’m the most disgusting person alive pffft) so holy shit, I’m going to have to wear them all when boarding the plane.
Aaaaaaarggghhhh the weather’s killing me. Arthur and I resorted to sleeping in just our underwear last night, and I still woke up as sweaty as a football player’s ass after a game. -_- IT’S SPRING, GODDAMNIT. We’re supposed to have nice breezy winds under a warm sun! Am just going to walk around completely naked till the weather cools up - my way of protesting against El Nino and global warming and … and and … and … and whatever Al Gore disapproves of.
Also, you know you’re definitely homesick x6458945267298727985 when you reach the end of blog entries about Singapore (like this one about Lady Melbourne’s recent trip down) and find yourself either a) near tears or b) suddenly missing everything there is about Singapore. :/ I got both for a while, during a break from The Essay Of Death, so I must be homesick to the power of 6458945267298727985 + another 1million more multiples.
To add more fuel to the goddamn raging fire, my essay is entitled Violent Pornography and its social effects on Singaporean heterosexual males so everything I’ve seen from about 2p.m. (time I started the essay) till 11p.m. (time I finished the essay, 1,500 words too long) has been about Singapore.
Except these SUPER FUCKING ADORABLE BOOTS WHICH I KNOW I AM TOTALLY GETTING.
I’ve been staring at them for the longest time, constantly going back to the bookmarked page to decide if I really ought to get it or not. The AUD80 price tag is highly tempting yet I don’t want to compromise my shopping ethics because years ago (before I became this ultimate budget shopper), after making a disastrous purchase when Topshop first opened in Singapore, I’d swore never to buy anything on full retail price and/or above 60 bucks. And I’ve been quite proud of my strict adherence to the rule - the most I’ve EVER spent on anything I wear was AUD49, on a vintage dress from Currency in Fitzroy. So … this has been quite a dilemma that I’ve had to juggle, along with a ju-llion (Fat Jules + 1 trillion = 1 jullion) sentences about degrading pornography and necrophilia and bizarro sexual fetishes running across my brain.
But I’m going to buy it. Come pretty baby, you will soon be mine.
Time to cut 1,500 words out. Anyone wants to do it for me? I promise a free bj.
Soundbite: Radio Controlled (Zombie Nation)
Downloaded some preeeeeeeetty fuckin’ top mixes the other night. Am in the midst of sorting through them now, but I’ll put up a couple of good ones here soonish. Lemme wade through this murky sea of assignments first, plzkthnx. :/ Srsly too much work eh, my brain is bursting. Just finished my Eyewitness Ethics essay (hip hip hurrahx3) and I can’t even get a fucking break because I’ve still got to redo the development editing assignment which I got 50% for HAHAHAHAAHAH behold my first ever grade below a Distinction in the past three years. Yes, I really am was quite a nerd.
Haven’t been out in the sunlight much in the past few days due to the assignment rush. :( Arthur had only managed to drag me out on Saturday and I was in such a good mood, dressing up for the warm weather and shopping (got some awesome biscotti for cheap and new storage boxes for my growing-at-mutant-rate jewellery collection) and sitting at the city library grass patch with passionfruit sorbet in hand and generally just enjoying being out. It’s ridiculous. I’ve cooped myself up to the extent that I actually miss being amongst … plebians. -_- Wow. This has been a new low for me, ladies and gentlemen.
Am just looking forward to the end of the month. Assignment rush will be over, I can start leisurely looking for a job, waking up at 4p.m. will not cause feelings of guilt and contrition to arise … sounds good to me.
Anyway, because I r procrasinat0rz (though not as bad as Tham, tsktsk), I just thought to looked through General Pants Co.’s site and fuckkk, they do carry some really siiick stuff. Was particularly interested in the sunglasses, prolly because summer’s coming and I feel the need to shield my enchanting, hypnotic eyes.
Colab - Corbu [AUD199]
Sabre - Die Hippy (in Tort) [AUD139.95]
Sabre/The Cassette Society Collaboration [AUD149.95]
Sabre - The Dude (in Yellow Flower) [AUD139.95]
(via General Pants Co.)
Not bad eh? Am very much feeling the Corbu and The Dude in Yellow Flower … … … and especially crushing on the latter. Aaaarggghhh look at the floral print on the frames and the contrasting vibrant blue underside ahhhhhhhh how can you stand not buying this kdhrgkanuivna!1!11!
Oh yes. The price tag. Thanks for raining on my parade. :9
Anyway, so I then moved on to checking out Sabre’s website and daaaaaaaaaa-yuuummm, they’ve got some pretty fuckin’ sweet shit in stock. I’d like to meet their designers and give them each a nice sloppy kiss on the forehead because some of their sunglasses are pure genius, like omfgmypantiesarewet type of genius.
(via Sabre)
(Clockwise from top left: Poolside in Zebra, Madness in Black with interchangeable white and teal arms, Poolside in Checkers and Bikini Kill in Teal and Clear.)
Looks like I have a thing for teal, must be Min’s influence. Spending a year with her yelling in your ear about how teal is such an awesome colour must’ve conditioned me into favouring it as well.
Okay yeh, fuck. What was supposed to be a short update spiralled into some online shopping-enabler post. Don’t read my blog, kids! I’m the devil to your bank accounts! :( Back to work now. Sienzzzzzzzzz.
